Charlie the Steak

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🥩 Charlie the Steak – The Juiciest Physics Mayhem Online

This isn’t your average kitchen simulation. In Charlie the Steak, you don’t cook the meat — you fight it, throw it, and absolutely ruin its day.

Charlie is a sentient steak, and your only goal is to torment him in the most ridiculous ways possible. Use knives, toasters, saws, and slingshots to send poor Charlie flying across chaotic environments. It’s dumb, hilarious, and exactly the kind of weird energy your day needs.

Part stress relief, part interactive cartoon, and 100% steak-powered nonsense.


🔧 Features:

  • 🪓 Use a variety of tools to slice, launch, and mess with Charlie

  • 😂 Wacky physics and unpredictable reactions

  • 🍳 No real cooking, just pure absurd fun

  • 🎯 Score points by causing maximum chaos

  • 🖥️ Play instantly in your browser — no download required


💡 Why Play This:

Whether you’re looking to blow off steam or just watch a steak scream while flying through a fan, Charlie the Steak delivers laugh-out-loud weirdness with every click.


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